Da Shield MAX
SOLD OUT- Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
- Free Nopeet Condoms in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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No more meat
Now that I finally have a full face shield I gave up eating mosquitos while riding a bike. This also helps with my big belly.

D max experience
I so love it, not only it protects me from the ray of sun but mostly from crowd. ❤️

Back to the future!
As soon as I opened the box I grew a chub and knew my life had changed. As I unveiled these beautiful mirrored and colorful shades and placed them on my big ass head I felt the sudden urge to become the Mexican robocop and start placing women under arrest for having an oversized ass!! (Surrender the booty). The looks and stares I received were both disgusting and odd but none the less the ladies flocked and the men were pissed because their girls wanted my shades and manhood. If possible I’d like to suggest a black frame with the same lense or maybe a different colored lense but they definitely served their purpose and am more than happy with my purchase!

My first pair nopeet!
Overall it's good, love the 100% UV protection and look super cool on! But it's one size so it is a slightly bit loose on me and I have to use my hand to adjust it quite often.

Perfect beach accessory
Aside from protection from the virus, this nopeet shield has protected me from the sun's harmful rays!
Da Shield MAX
SOLD OUT- Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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