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100% UV
PROTECTION
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SUPER
DURABLE
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ADJUSTABLE
TEMPLES
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RESULTS
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These glasses are specially designed to be used in situations where linear time concept doesn't quite meet the needs of the user.

Nopeet shades are designed to fit both Adam and Eve no matter the size or shape of their heads. Length of the temples is adjustable. Soft padding for the nose and forehead assures there will be no chafing - not even when riding at supersonic speeds. As a cherry on top of the cake, these shades are sturdy AF. You better have a shotgun if you feel like destroying them.

Lenses are made from the best PC material available and spiced up with the 100% UVA/UVB protection.

These intergalactic glasses are designed in Finland. (Registered design. Protected by all the possible laws. If you tryna copy, we gonna come after your family.) 

 

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BG
10/10/2018
Bailey G.
Australia

This is fax

Was movin at the speed of light and kicking ass

A
10/06/2018
Anonymous
Romania

Super Sayan

I am using them all day, every day and can’t get enough. I love them and they suit me very well so far. P.s. People are staring at me but not in a bad way :)))

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10/04/2018
Anonymous
Germany

Cool Setup

pretty dope! Funny mailing and great quality...

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10/03/2018
Anonymous
United States

Swagger shades

My overall experience has been amazing. Very quick shipping and easy ordering process makes this really an attractive experience!

CD
09/25/2018
Colton D.
Canada

Pussy Soaker Let Down

All honesty, was super stoked to put these bad baby’s to use and drown in some of that high class Poonanny Until I was left in dissapointment to find out they’re bent. I will now have to resort in beating my meat like a baboon... sad sad day.

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