Da Purple Haze
- Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
- Free Nopeet Condoms in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Adjustable Temples
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Getting laid
- Length of the arms is adjustable
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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I am from Taiwan! The glasses are so nice! Give me very good protection during the epidemic prevention period!

Speechless i love how it fit my face perfectly! Now i can see naked ppl. Amazing!

Da bone, da best! aged? no problem.. with Da bone, it keeps you looking young!

I've always been popular with the ladies but since I got these shades it's been too much lucky I can make love to more of them at once because these shades unlocked my telekinesis...

Absolutely great. I'm wearing it during cycling.
Da Purple Haze
- Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Adjustable Temples
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Getting laid
- Length of the arms is adjustable
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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