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Da Shield From Da Dark Side

9 items left

  • Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
  • 2 Year Warranty
  • Free Nopeet Condoms in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
Product description

These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.

Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.

Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.

RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.

- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection

Worldwide Shipping & Returns

Shipping & returns are free.

Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

Size Guide
Contact

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.

Email: service@nopeetstore.com

Instagram DM: @nopeetstore

Customer Reviews
4.8 Based on 317 Reviews
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TA
08/07/2023
Troy A.
United States

Fire Ass Shield

I love slapping these bad bois on Comfortable and awesome to see peoples reaction when I pull to red lights.

RG
07/17/2023
Ryan G.
Canada Canada

Laser Dragon Riding Life

I was recently floating on a magical dragon in a river at a music festival with these dope shades. There weren’t many haters, but if there were there would be no way they could get through these XXL hater blockers.

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RM
06/28/2023
Rouberto M.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Fucking Epic - but needs a case!

Amazing quality. Feels and looks great. Wish it came with a case though. Obviously it's impossible to try buy one for this shape so it should really come with one (most shades this price do) - that's my only reason for dropping a star!

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OK
02/21/2023
Otto K.
Finland Finland

Got the shades & laid

Easiest way to get laid

IV
12/29/2022
Inti V.
Spain Spain

Fucking Radical Dude !

Looooooove them !!!! Can not live without them !

Da Shield From Da Dark Side

9 items left

  • Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
  • 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
Product description

These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.

Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.

Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.

RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.

- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection

Worldwide Shipping & Returns

Shipping & returns are free.

Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

Size Guide
Contact

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.

Email: service@nopeetstore.com

Instagram DM: @nopeetstore