Da Shield From Da Dark Side
- Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
- Free Nopeet Condoms in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days
We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
Finland
Spain
United KingdomDa Guarantee Works
Da Get-Laid Guarantee seemed like a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour, but it's legit. The very night these magnificent shades arrived, I met a girl and got my wick wet, breaking a months-long dry spell. I wear these all the time now and I've had to hire bodyguards to keep the hoes away. Praise be Da Shield! It'll protect you from the haters, but won't protect you from the poontang!
ItalyFucking Beautiful
hello sons of bitches! Thanks for sending me these great glasses. I will use them for my Italian festivals and I will introduce your brand to all my friends. Enjoy Nopeet! :)
GreenlandToo damn hot
Da shades are so hot that just by putting them on attracted my step sister. Getting laid is guaranteed.
Da Shield From Da Dark Side
- Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days
We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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