Da Shield From Da Dark Side
- Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
- Free Nopeet Condoms in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore








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Fire Ass Shield
I love slapping these bad bois on Comfortable and awesome to see peoples reaction when I pull to red lights.

Laser Dragon Riding Life
I was recently floating on a magical dragon in a river at a music festival with these dope shades. There weren’t many haters, but if there were there would be no way they could get through these XXL hater blockers.

Fucking Epic - but needs a case!
Amazing quality. Feels and looks great. Wish it came with a case though. Obviously it's impossible to try buy one for this shape so it should really come with one (most shades this price do) - that's my only reason for dropping a star!

Got the shades & laid
Easiest way to get laid

Fucking Radical Dude !
Looooooove them !!!! Can not live without them !
Da Shield From Da Dark Side
- Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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