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Da Shield From Da Dark Side

46 items left

  • Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
  • 2 Year Warranty
  • Free Nopeet Condoms in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
Product description

These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.

Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.

Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.

RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.

- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection

Worldwide Shipping & Returns

Shipping & returns are free.

Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

Size Guide
Contact

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.

Email: service@nopeetstore.com

Instagram DM: @nopeetstore

Customer Reviews
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02/21/2023
Otto K.
Finland Finland

Got the shades & laid

Easiest way to get laid

IV
12/29/2022
Inti V.
Spain Spain

Fucking Radical Dude !

Looooooove them !!!! Can not live without them !

A
11/23/2022
Anonymous
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Da Guarantee Works

Da Get-Laid Guarantee seemed like a bit of tongue-in-cheek humour, but it's legit. The very night these magnificent shades arrived, I met a girl and got my wick wet, breaking a months-long dry spell. I wear these all the time now and I've had to hire bodyguards to keep the hoes away. Praise be Da Shield! It'll protect you from the haters, but won't protect you from the poontang!

A
10/18/2022
Anonymous
Italy Italy

Fucking Beautiful

hello sons of bitches! Thanks for sending me these great glasses. I will use them for my Italian festivals and I will introduce your brand to all my friends. Enjoy Nopeet! :)

MJ
07/25/2022
Minik J.
Greenland Greenland

Too damn hot

Da shades are so hot that just by putting them on attracted my step sister. Getting laid is guaranteed.

Da Shield From Da Dark Side

46 items left

  • Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
  • 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
Product description

These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.

Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.

Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.

RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.

- Great for: Robbing banks & Protests
- 100% UVA/UVB protection

Worldwide Shipping & Returns

Shipping & returns are free.

Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

Size Guide
Contact

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.

Email: service@nopeetstore.com

Instagram DM: @nopeetstore