Da Taxfraud CRYSTAL
- Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
- Free Nopeet Condoms in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Adjustable Temples
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Getting laid
- Length of the arms is adjustable
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days
We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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SingaporeComfortable, great, awesome and really freakin cool. Really dig the sci fi ish esthetics it gives off.
EstoniaReally well built. They look really sweet and original. Only concern is that the nose-pad is quite stiff and will leave marks on your nose quite fast. Also, not that convenient to hold these on top of your head while you don't need them. All in all - totally worth it!
MexicoFirst of all great customer service. My order got stuck in customs and they resolved the issue in a matter of days. Also is a bang for your buck, normally mtb shades are around 150 usd or 300-400 for the best ones. AND I BE LOOKING TWICE AS GOOD WITH THIS NOPEET SHADES F
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IrelandI was having the worst dry spell of my sex life until my Da Taxfraud Crystal arrived. Needless to say, that problem is solved
Da Taxfraud CRYSTAL
- Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
- 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Adjustable Temples
Results Guaranteed
These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.
Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.
Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.
RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.
- Great for: Getting laid
- Length of the arms is adjustable
- 100% UVA/UVB protection
Shipping & returns are free.
Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days
We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.
Email: service@nopeetstore.com
Instagram DM: @nopeetstore
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