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Your Original Mom From Da Dark Side

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  • Free Worldwide Shipping & Returns
  • 2 Year Warranty
  • Complimentary Nopeet Condom included in every order
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
Product description

These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.

Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.

Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.

RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.

- Great for: Sports & Sex
- Ultralight TR90 frame
- 100% UVA/UVB protection

Worldwide Shipping & Returns

Shipping & returns are free.

Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

Size Guide
Contact

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.

Email: service@nopeetstore.com

Instagram DM: @nopeetstore

Customer Reviews
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MA
09/06/2022
Melina A.
United States

Cool as FUKK

These are my favorite sunglasses ever! Comfortable lightweight and the designs are one of a kind. The story behind the sunglasses make them even cooler. Shipping was soooooo fast. I will definitely be buying more of these sunglasses. Thank you guys

DP
08/31/2022
David P.
Czech Republic Czech Republic

Da fakin cool

Leve these shades

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08/08/2022
Anonymous
Germany Germany

Mothers like me so much more

I've been wearing these shades during cycling. I wasn't surprised how many mother's are looking at me now, I knew it would be happening. Those shades and amazingly comfortable and wind protectiong is outstanding.

EL
08/05/2022
Edward L.
Australia Australia

Fucking fabulous

Great service! Cant wait to rock these at WORLD PRIDE Sydney 2023

MD
07/27/2022
MARIA D.
United States United States

Awesome

I love them… They curb around my eyes perfectly where my eyelashes dont hit lens.

Your Original Mom From Da Dark Side

22 items left

  • Free DHL Express Shipping & Returns
  • 2 Year Warranty
100% UV Protection
Super Durable
Results Guaranteed
Product description

These are the Shades that you can wear anywhere and anytime. These Shades will deliver results and unlock the sexual potential you never knew you had. All the doors will open for the one that wears Nopeet Shades.

Nopeet Shades were born out of love for Suck Ass & Die Young lifestyle and by wearing Nopeet Shades, you can live that lifestyle too.

Day or night, warm or cold - you’ll never miss a thing when Nopeets are on.

RESULTS GUARANTEED.
GET-LAID-GUARANTEE.

- Great for: Sports & Sex
- Ultralight TR90 frame
- 100% UVA/UVB protection

Worldwide Shipping & Returns

Shipping & returns are free.

Delivery times:
Europe: 1-3 business days
Rest of the World: 2-5 business days

Size Guide
Contact

We're open 24/7 365. You can be in touch with us through email or Instagram DM.

Email: service@nopeetstore.com

Instagram DM: @nopeetstore